#MUGCLUB Rises
$1,000,000.00

***IMPORTANT*** 

***To sign up for the Mug Club (and receive this sweet sweet mug for free!), you must click the convenient link at the bottom of the page and sign-up with CRTV***

At this time, the (greatest) Mug (ever conceived) will NOT be available for sale on the store front (thus the 1 million dollar price tag). I would apologize but Steven would make me dress up like a girl and ride a pink tricycle, so instead, go yell at Jared. Or better yet, sign up for the Mug Club. Take control of your platform. This is the instrument of your liberation. #MugClub Rises

BUT SERIOUSLY THO, IF YOU BUY THIS FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, JARED WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER THE MUG WEARING ***ONLY*** AN ADULT DIAPER (Well, actually - I haven't spoken with him yet, so no promises...).